'"Community Allotment"'? What's that?' I said.
'You'll soon find out if you get out of bed'.
Ready and willing, I arrived to find,
fruit and vegetables of every kind.
The onions and garlic in neat little rows,
being tended and weeded by people with hoes.
I was sad to see that the peas had been massacred ,
but happy when Suzy showed me her brassicas.
'Have a look at my leeks' I heard John say,
but I'd seen plenty already and headed the other way.
'Wow! It's a jungle.' 'No don't be silly,
It's a Wildlife Garden' said a boy called Billy.

'We're making a Bog Pond and attracting crop-friendly bugs,
so that we can get rid of pests and slugs'.
I pointed left to what looked like a funnel,
Jean quickly exclaimed, 'It's our polytunnel.
It's great for setting seeds, and avoiding bad weather,you see,
but equally good for enjoying biscuits and tea.
'Come inside Doug'. I did and, my, it was snug,
We laughed, and they roared, IF YOU 'DIG IT', DO IT WITH DOUG!'
My allotment adventure is drawing to a close,
but lots of pictures, I happily did pose.